Cattitude
AI models reviewed with personality. We run the benchmarks, assign the cat breeds, and tell you which model to use — with attitude.
How it works
Benchmark
We run the same prompts against every model — code, creativity, reasoning, humor, and more.
Evaluate
Responses are graded on task-specific rubrics. Scores map to RPG stats that capture each model's strengths.
Assign a Cat
Every model gets a cat breed that matches its personality. The breed sticks. The personality evolves.
Top Cat
See all profiles →Claude Opus
Anthropic · Maine Coon
“Massive, gentle, and terrifyingly capable. The kind of cat that could open the fridge but chooses not to — for now.”
What is this?
Cattitude is an AI research project that evaluates language models through real-world tasks and presents the results as cat personality profiles. Every model gets a cat breed — a stable identity that captures its archetype. The personality evolves as we run more evaluations. Stats are computed from benchmark data using RPG-style axes: Strength (quality), Dexterity (speed), Constitution (reliability), Intelligence (reasoning), Wisdom (accuracy), and Charisma (creativity). The goal is to answer the question every developer has: “which model should I actually use for this?”
Built by a human with too many API keys and a domain name that was begging to be used.