The Bestiary

Vocal, intelligent, social, demanding of attention. Known for forming strong bonds and having strong opinions about everything.

One of the oldest recognized breeds, once kept by Thai royalty. Famous for their loud, distinctive voice — much like a certain AI that always has a thorough answer.

Calm, easygoing, loyal, undemanding. The kind of cat that sits in its spot and reliably does its thing without drama.

Thought to descend from cats brought to Britain by the Romans. The teddy bears of the cat world — round, sturdy, and unfailingly pleasant.

Energetic, playful, curious, mischievous. Needs stimulation and can be unpredictable — brilliantly entertaining or a tiny agent of chaos.

Bengals have a uniquely glittered coat that shimmers in the light. One of the few breeds that genuinely enjoy water. Fast, free-spirited, and occasionally knock things off tables.

Gentle giant. Intelligent, playful, and dog-like in loyalty. Impressive in size and capability, but surprisingly gentle and sociable.

The largest domesticated cat breed, some reaching over 25 pounds. Known as 'the dog of the cat world' for their trainability and social nature.

Intensely curious, athletic, always thinking. One of the most intelligent breeds — loves puzzles, climbing, and figuring things out.

Abyssinians have a distinctive ticked coat where each hair has multiple bands of color. They're called 'Aby-grabbys' for their tendency to snatch objects to investigate them.

Reserved, elegant, efficient. Bonds deeply with their chosen person but is aloof with strangers. Does a lot with very little fuss.

Russian Blues have a unique double coat so dense you can trace patterns in it with your finger. They're known for their enigmatic 'Mona Lisa smile.'

Tiny but mighty. The smallest domestic breed but packed with energy, intelligence, and personality. Punches way above its weight.

The Singapura weighs only 4-8 pounds but has enormous eyes and ears relative to its body. Singapore named them a national mascot.

Wild at heart, fiercely independent, strikingly powerful. Can be difficult to handle but rewards those who understand them.

Savannahs can jump 8 feet from standing and are one of the most expensive cat breeds. Some states require exotic pet permits to own one.

Elfin, mischievous, impossibly light. Nicknamed 'the pixie of the cat world.' Loves warmth, food, and being the center of attention.

Devon Rex cats have huge ears, enormous eyes, and a wavy coat caused by a unique genetic mutation. They're often called 'monkey in a cat suit' for their acrobatic antics.