Cattitude
AI models reviewed with personality. We run the benchmarks, assign the cat breeds, and tell you which model to use — with attitude.
How it works
Benchmark
We run the same prompts against every model — code, creativity, reasoning, humor, and more.
Evaluate
Responses are graded on task-specific rubrics. Scores map to RPG stats that capture each model's strengths.
Assign a Cat
Every model gets a cat breed that matches its personality. The breed sticks. The personality evolves.
Top Cat
See all profiles →Claude Fable
Anthropic · Norwegian Forest Cat
“The skogkatt of Norse legend, fresh down from the World Tree. Too big for your lap, too smart for your locks, and it remembers every saga it's ever been told.”
What is this?
Cattitude is an AI research project that evaluates language models through real-world tasks and presents the results as cat personality profiles. Every model gets a cat breed — a stable identity that captures its archetype. The personality evolves as we run more evaluations. Stats are computed from benchmark data using RPG-style axes: Strength (quality), Dexterity (speed), Constitution (reliability), Intelligence (reasoning), Wisdom (accuracy), and Charisma (creativity). The goal is to answer the question every developer has: “which model should I actually use for this?”
Built by a human with too many API keys and a domain name that was begging to be used.